White02 of would say....

"u must always remember no matter how high you climb up,
you must come down the same way.
Be good to those you meet on the way up.
When you come down you will meet them again,
unless of course you decided to jump down and break your neck

It would be nice if i can say diz to the ugly witch..(erghhhhhh demmm u!!!~)
Hurmm waiting for the right time to look into other prospect~

can i change my job..too tired to face up with the horrible witch..
sometime i can say dat i missed my old job~
uhhh the global organization and of course the auditing part..(heeee3x!~)

"terlajak perahu boleh diundur..terlajak kata.."
"Hahhhh PADAN laaa muke"

After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no recommendation and that the Company is not doing anything about it.

So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;
My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the Manager went on to explain.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Man: 365 days and sometimes 366.
Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Man: 24 hours
Manager: How long do you work in a day?
Man: 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours per day

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man: He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3 (one third)
Manager: That is nice of you! What is the one-third of 366 days?
Man: 122 days (1/3 X 366 = 122 in days)
Manager: Do you come to work on weekends?
Man: No sir.

Manager: How many days are there in a year that is weekends?
Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager: Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days you now have?
Man: 18 days.
Manager: OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man: 4 days.

Manager: Do you work on New Year day?
Man: No Sir!
Manager: Do you come to work on workers day?
Man: No Sir!
Manager: Do you come to work on National Holiday?
Man: No Sir!
Manager: So how many days left?
Man: 1 day sir!
Manager: Do you work on Christmas day?
Man: No Sir!

Manager: So how many days are left?
Man: None Sir!
Manager: So, what are you claiming?
Man: I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was stealing Company money all these days.


owhh goshhh, if diz happen i'll definitely leave the company~

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
When someone tells you that you can ' t do something . . .

Look around . . .

Consider all options . . .

Then GO for it!

Use all the things God gave you!

Be creative!

In the end, you will succeed and prove them wrong!

Nothing is impossible, if your heart is willing