White02 of would say....










What do u think?? Can we do that... "Zero Complaints"

















Senyum Seindah Suria ..
Yang Membawa Cahya...
Senyuman Dari Hati...
Impian Pun Berseri..

Senyum Membawa Impian..
Dalam Kehidupan..
Kau Tersenyum..
Ku Tersenyum...
Kemesraan Menguntum....


"Awak jgnlah selalu bermuram..Hidup kite nih kadang2 kat atas,kadang kt bawah..Mungkin itu hanyalah ujian sebelum kita mendapat sesuatu yang LEBIH BAIK..tk kesah kat mane pun kite,saya tetap bersama awak..doa saya agar awak akan kembali CERIA seperti awak yang dulu..sebab ape?? sebab saya suke tgk awak tersenyum..schweeett sgt~"

..renung-renungkan ye wak..

p/s: Awak balik laa cepat~


"u must always remember no matter how high you climb up,
you must come down the same way.
Be good to those you meet on the way up.
When you come down you will meet them again,
unless of course you decided to jump down and break your neck
"


It would be nice if i can say diz to the ugly witch..(erghhhhhh demmm u!!!~)
Hurmm waiting for the right time to look into other prospect~


Mumu,
can i change my job..too tired to face up with the horrible witch..
sometime i can say dat i missed my old job~
uhhh the global organization and of course the auditing part..(heeee3x!~)


"terlajak perahu boleh diundur..terlajak kata.."
....
....
....
"Hahhhh PADAN laaa muke"

After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no recommendation and that the Company is not doing anything about it.

So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;
My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the Manager went on to explain.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Man: 365 days and sometimes 366.
Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Man: 24 hours
Manager: How long do you work in a day?
Man: 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours per day

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man: He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3 (one third)
Manager: That is nice of you! What is the one-third of 366 days?
Man: 122 days (1/3 X 366 = 122 in days)
Manager: Do you come to work on weekends?
Man: No sir.

Manager: How many days are there in a year that is weekends?
Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager: Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days you now have?
Man: 18 days.
Manager: OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man: 4 days.

Manager: Do you work on New Year day?
Man: No Sir!
Manager: Do you come to work on workers day?
Man: No Sir!
Manager: Do you come to work on National Holiday?
Man: No Sir!
Manager: So how many days left?
Man: 1 day sir!
Manager: Do you work on Christmas day?
Man: No Sir!

Manager: So how many days are left?
Man: None Sir!
Manager: So, what are you claiming?
Man: I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was stealing Company money all these days.


Moral – NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR = HIGH RISK ...

owhh goshhh, if diz happen i'll definitely leave the company~
































Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.


Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
When someone tells you that you can ' t do something . . .











Look around . . .

Consider all options . . .

Then GO for it!












Use all the things God gave you!

Be creative!

In the end, you will succeed and prove them wrong!












Nothing is impossible, if your heart is willing
























The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

& sooo hard to please!!!!!


hahahahaha!~ is it true?? (big smile)

















Maybe some things in life are not meant to be shared..


Hurmm it's quite a long time i left my blog~
well lot of thing happen diz few month..
i have to attend meeting..meeting..meeting..(like never ending story~)

arghhhhh..Participate in training and courses.. (definitely diz is for d sake of my career path~)

Uhhh commitment, roles and all d responsibilities..
It put d weight onto my shoulder.. (haiyaaa NVM)
daaa nk senget nih kak!~

This is what i feel lately......

Too often we don't realize
What we have until it is gone
Too often we wait too late to say
"I'm sorry - I was wrong."

Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones
We hold dearest to our hearts
And we allow foolish things
To tear our lives apart.

Far too many times we let
Unimportant things into our minds
And then it's usually too late
To see what made us blind.

So be sure that you let people know
How much they mean to you
Take that time to say the words
Before your time is through.

Be sure that you appreciate
Everything you've got
And be thankful for the little things
in life that mean a lot.


Cinta Ini Membunuhku - dMasiv

It's only what i feel..it's not related to anyone who still live or already died!~



I’ve practiced this for hours, gone round and round
And now I think that I’ve got it all down
And as I say it louder, I love how it sounds
Cause I’m not taking the easy way out
Not wrappin’ this in ribbons
Shouldn’t have to give a reason why

It’s no surprise I won’t be here tomorrow
I can’t believe that I stayed till today
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we’ll find this was no surprise

It came out like a river once I let it out
When I thought that I wouldn’t know how
Held onto it forever, just pushing it down
Felt so good to let go of it now
Not wrapping this in ribbons
Shouldn’t have to give a reason why

It’s no surprise I won’t be here tomorrow
I can’t believe that I stayed till today
There’s nothing here in this heart left to borrow
There’s nothing here in this soul left to say

Don’t be surprised when we hate this tomorrow
God knows we tried to find an easier way
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we’ll find this was no surprise

Our favorite place we used to go
The warm embrace that no one knows
The loving look that’s left your eyes
That’s why this comes as no,
As no surprise

If I could see the future and how this plays out
I bet it’s better than where we are now
But after going through this
It’s easier to see the reason why

It’s no surprise I won’t be here tomorrow
I can’t believe that I stayed till today
(stayed till today)
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we’ll find this was no surprise

Our favorite place we used to go
The warm embrace that no one knows
The loving look that’s left your eyes
But I know in time we’ll find this was no surprise


...yeahhh zero pressure anymore!!!!
i sing it loud!~...



huhuhu..poor of u..
I just got an x-ray done today, and you know what they found???
It's you in my heart. (heyyy how come u can fitted inside there uhhh??)
The doctor said if they took you out, i would die because i could not live without you..
(***lol*** 100% true sweetheart!!)

Darl~
You've thought me d meaning of luv and sharing. With no doubt I can say dat u r d greatest thing happen in my life, the best chapters in my diaries and always be my special priority. (Huhhhh..m so glad to say it loud!~)

If u can still remember how we were meet… heeeex!~
u knocked d door of my heart, and “zasssssss” I opened it with d lovely smile glowing at my face. Dats it, Cupid had struck us with his arrow of love.
Our world is more complete because of it. (Pheeewwww i'm so lucky i'm not sleep early dat night)

Let’s strive together for our bright future ahead. Thus,I would really be honour to be your soulmate. I’ll be holding you forever, stay with you together.. No matter what’s d condition it is.. ohh goshhh u r the only my concern right now.

Jangan macam-macam ye
heeee3x!~

btw look at my lips dear...i loveeeee you so much...





Put about 100 bricks in some

Particular order in a closed
Room with an
Open window.








Then send 2 or 3
candidates in

The room and close the
door.










Leave them alone
and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.





If they are
counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department.








If they are
recounting them..

Put them in
auditing .













If they have
messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.










If they are
arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.







If they are
throwing the

Bricks at each other.

Put them in operations .















If they are
sleeping.
Put them in security.















If they have
broken the bricks

Into pieces.
Put them in information
Technology.









If they are
sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.








If they say they
have tried
Different combinations, yet
Not a
brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.















If they have
already left for
The day.
Put them in marketing.









If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them
on strategic
Planning.








And then last but
not least.
If they are talking to
each
Other and not a single
brick
Has been
Moved.















Congratulate
them and put them
In top management.



(hahahahahaha...dat's I'am.. the last part~)