Hurmm while been busy googling for other stuff..
I found out diz article pretty cool .. "heee3x!~"
Guess I should start writing something because I had promise to my love one..
Hayakkkk!!~ So easy but doesn't have enough time to write it down..
(Sorry darl..) Soon you will get mine. I promise you.
What is a mini love letter?
It is a short letter usually consisting of 1 to 3 sentences. It can be sent on a physical scented paper, an email or even a mobile short messaging.
It is even more effective when the mini love letter is written in an unconventional medium such as on a pencil, bottle, tree bark you picked up and even on a piece of nice cloth.
When a mini love letter is written in an unconventional medium, it becomes a treasure. Mini love letters are easy reading. A one sentence statement conveys strong feelings and images especially to the recipient.
So, the best mini love letters are those that come from your thoughts, your heart and those you created yourself. If you use a very unconventional medium, the mini love letter becomes even more pleasurable to the recipient.
The best type of mini love letters must invoke positive emotion. Of course mini love letters can be used to express apology or regret but never to express disappointment or anger. So, two pointers in writing a mini love letter are:
i. The best one is those thought up by yourself,
ii. It must be funny, romantic, a positive thought.
There is an easier way to write mini love letters i.e. to take some hints from other well written ones. But a word of caution, never copy it wholesale. The recipient will know and sometimes can become damaging.
Even if the mini love letter turns out not very well written, you mini love letter will ?reek of effort?, which is more important than the actual words itself. If you chose to copy the words, state where you get it and it will better. Honesty is the best policy here.
Before you go and find some ideas, think about your feelings which you want to express. There may be several, pick one or two which you like to express now. By narrowing down your wants, it will make your search a little easier.
Then look at places where you can get some ideas and here are some sample places where you can get some interesting ideas.
Greeting cards.
Poems
Songs
Famous sayings (be sure that you cite the author, if taken wholesale)
Samples letters
Love story books
Love websites.
Books especially those that deal with relationships.
Book titles.
Pick out a few sentences from a variety of sources which express your feelings. You then have to rewrite them in your own words. Take out phrases from those sentences and combine them and play around with them until the final mini love letter expresses what you feel.
The final part is the most important ? where to write them. Traditionally and conventionally, you would write them on a card or a piece of paper. Even on a card or a piece of paper, you can make it your very own to ?reek of effort?. Another very interesting thought is why not write it on unconventional medium?
Source: Internet
I found out diz article pretty cool .. "heee3x!~"
Guess I should start writing something because I had promise to my love one..
Hayakkkk!!~ So easy but doesn't have enough time to write it down..
(Sorry darl..) Soon you will get mine. I promise you.
What is a mini love letter?
It is a short letter usually consisting of 1 to 3 sentences. It can be sent on a physical scented paper, an email or even a mobile short messaging.
It is even more effective when the mini love letter is written in an unconventional medium such as on a pencil, bottle, tree bark you picked up and even on a piece of nice cloth.
When a mini love letter is written in an unconventional medium, it becomes a treasure. Mini love letters are easy reading. A one sentence statement conveys strong feelings and images especially to the recipient.
So, the best mini love letters are those that come from your thoughts, your heart and those you created yourself. If you use a very unconventional medium, the mini love letter becomes even more pleasurable to the recipient.
The best type of mini love letters must invoke positive emotion. Of course mini love letters can be used to express apology or regret but never to express disappointment or anger. So, two pointers in writing a mini love letter are:
i. The best one is those thought up by yourself,
ii. It must be funny, romantic, a positive thought.
There is an easier way to write mini love letters i.e. to take some hints from other well written ones. But a word of caution, never copy it wholesale. The recipient will know and sometimes can become damaging.
Even if the mini love letter turns out not very well written, you mini love letter will ?reek of effort?, which is more important than the actual words itself. If you chose to copy the words, state where you get it and it will better. Honesty is the best policy here.
Before you go and find some ideas, think about your feelings which you want to express. There may be several, pick one or two which you like to express now. By narrowing down your wants, it will make your search a little easier.
Then look at places where you can get some ideas and here are some sample places where you can get some interesting ideas.
Greeting cards.
Poems
Songs
Famous sayings (be sure that you cite the author, if taken wholesale)
Samples letters
Love story books
Love websites.
Books especially those that deal with relationships.
Book titles.
Pick out a few sentences from a variety of sources which express your feelings. You then have to rewrite them in your own words. Take out phrases from those sentences and combine them and play around with them until the final mini love letter expresses what you feel.
The final part is the most important ? where to write them. Traditionally and conventionally, you would write them on a card or a piece of paper. Even on a card or a piece of paper, you can make it your very own to ?reek of effort?. Another very interesting thought is why not write it on unconventional medium?
Source: Internet
Types of Kisses [ Muahhh..Muahhh..Mmmuuuaaah ]
He and She | Sunday, March 29, 2009 | Labels: teach me "how to.."
Below you will find a variety of kiss types. If you find some that catch your fancy, feel free to try them..
"heee3x!~" (^_~)v
Butterfly Kiss - With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart.
Cheek Kiss - A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek.
Earlobe Kiss - Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors.
Eskimo Kiss - With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together.
Eye Kiss - Hold your partner's head with both hands and slowly move their head in the direction you wish your kiss to go... then slowly kiss up towards your partner's eyes and give them a tender kiss on top of their closed eyes.
Eyelid Kiss - While your partner is resting/sleeping with eyes closed, very very gently kiss the spot right below their browbone. A very intimate kiss.
Finger Kiss - While laying together gently suck on their fingers. This can be very seductive and pleasurable.
Foot Kiss - An erotic and romantic gesture. It may tickle, but relax and enjoy it! To give a toe kiss by gently suck the toes and then lightly kissing the foot. It helps to gently massage the base of the foot while performing the kiss.
Forehead Kiss - The "motherly" kiss or "just friends" kiss. The forehead kiss can be a comforting kiss to anyone. Simply brush your lips lightly across the crown of their head.
Freeze Kiss (or Melt Kiss) - Experiment with this fun kiss. Put a small piece of ice in your mouth, then open mouth and kiss your partner, passing them the ice with your tongue. It's an erotic and sensual french kiss with a twist of cold.
French Kiss - The kiss involving the tongue. Some call this the "Soul Kiss" because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth's breath in the exchange across tongues. Surprisingly, the French call this "The English Kiss".
Fruity Kiss - Take a small piece of fruit and place between your lips (juicy fruits such as grapes, strawberries, small pieces of pineapple or mango are ideal). Kiss your partner and nibble one half of the piece of fruit while they nibble the other until it breaks in half, allowing the juice to run into your mouths.
Hand Kiss - Gently raise her hand to your lips. Lightly brush your lips across the top of her hand. Historically this kiss was performed with a bow, which showed deference to a lady.
Hickey Kiss - The object is not to draw blood, but to gently leave a mark that will prove your interlude was not a dream. This is often included in erotic foreplay.
Hostage Kiss - Cover your lips with tape and get your love's attention. When they come near, make noises like you're trying to tell them something and motion as if you can't get the tape off. Once they remove the tape from you to hear what you're trying to say tell them: "I've been saving my lips all day just for you!" Then kiss your love passionately!
Hot and Cold Kiss - Lick your partner's lips so that they're warm, and then gently blow on them. The sudden cold blast makes for a sensual explosion, and they will often try it on you next, as well as get very passionate.
Mistletoe Kiss - Surprise your lover by capturing them with a gentle holiday kiss under the mistletoe. This is also a good method for shyer individuals to steal a kiss from a potential lover.
Letter Kiss - Send your lover a kiss in a love letter by writing the letter x several times in a row at the bottom of a letter such as XXXXX.
Lick Kiss - Just before kissing, gently run your tongue along you partners lip whether it be the top or bottom one depending on the position of your lips. Very sensual.
Lip Sucking Kiss - When kissing gently suck on their lower lip. This can be very exciting.
Neck Nibble Kiss - Gently nibble up and down your partners neck. End with a gentle kiss on the lips.
Nip Kiss - This kiss can create a very erotic sensation. While kissing your partner, ever so gently nibble on their lips. You must be very careful not to bite to hard or hurt your partner. When done correctly, this kiss ignites wonderful sensations.
Reverse Lips Kiss - It involves standing above your lover and kissing them from over their head. This way, each kisser can take the hyper-sensitive bottom lip of thier lover in their mouths, and GENTLY draw blood to the surface of the lip by nibbling and sucking. A very sensuous, connecting kiss.
Searching The Cavern - Use the lips and tongue to gently tickle and kiss your lover's navel. Vary speeds and stroke to change sensation. Invigorating and intoxicating.
Shoulder Kiss - Simply come from behind, embrace her, and kiss the top of her shoulder. This is a sensual, loving kiss.
Sip Kiss - Take a small sip of your favorite drink. Leaving a little bit of it on your lips, kiss your partner. It is a unique way to create a sensual feeling and your partner will enjoy it.
Talking Kiss - Whisper sweet nothings into your partner's mouth. If caught in the act, u could simply say such as, "I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering into her mouth."
Teaser Kiss - Starting on the forehead, a sweet short kiss on lips, then move up the arms up to her hand, kiss her hand, then come back up her arm, to her face and then lightly kiss her lips till she wants a passionate kiss.
The Buzzing Kiss - Gently place your lips against your lover's neck , behind their ear. Now, send a shudder through their skin by gently growling and humming, vibrating your lips and cheeks as you do so. Move up and down the neck, over the bones of the face and lips. Stimulating and erotic when done correctly.
The Whipped Cream Kiss - Dip your finger into some cool whip or whipped cream of your choice. Lick it off slowly, then embrace your partner and kiss them deeply letting their tongue slip over yours for a wonderfully sweet kiss. It's very seductive and passionate.
Tiger Kiss - Quietly sneak up behind your partner making sure they do not know what you are going to do. Out of the blue, grab them and gently bite their neck. Make sure to get a few good growls in too. This will surely surprise them.
Trickle Kiss - Take a sip of a favourite drink and trickle it slowly into partner's mouth while kissing.
Tongue Sucking - A variation of the French kiss. During an open-mouth kiss gently suck on your partner's tongue (not too hard because it may hurt). Very sexy :-)
Quickie Kiss - When you're in a rush. Often the nose gets it rather than the lips.
Vacuum Kiss - While kissing open-mouthed, slightly suck in as if you were sucking the air from your partners mouth. This is a playful kiss.
Wake Up Kiss - Before your partner awakes lean over and kiss their cheek and move over giving soft kisses until you reach their lips. Definitely a more than pleasant way to wake up!
Virtual Kiss - For Internet lovers. Send an e-card or a kiss via email with this symbol: :-*
source: Internet
"The Whipped Cream Kiss"
how does it taste huhh???Nyummm..nyummmm..."must be nyummmy!~"
heee3x!~
"heee3x!~" (^_~)v
Butterfly Kiss - With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart.
Cheek Kiss - A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek.
Earlobe Kiss - Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors.
Eskimo Kiss - With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together.
Eye Kiss - Hold your partner's head with both hands and slowly move their head in the direction you wish your kiss to go... then slowly kiss up towards your partner's eyes and give them a tender kiss on top of their closed eyes.
Eyelid Kiss - While your partner is resting/sleeping with eyes closed, very very gently kiss the spot right below their browbone. A very intimate kiss.
Finger Kiss - While laying together gently suck on their fingers. This can be very seductive and pleasurable.
Foot Kiss - An erotic and romantic gesture. It may tickle, but relax and enjoy it! To give a toe kiss by gently suck the toes and then lightly kissing the foot. It helps to gently massage the base of the foot while performing the kiss.
Forehead Kiss - The "motherly" kiss or "just friends" kiss. The forehead kiss can be a comforting kiss to anyone. Simply brush your lips lightly across the crown of their head.
Freeze Kiss (or Melt Kiss) - Experiment with this fun kiss. Put a small piece of ice in your mouth, then open mouth and kiss your partner, passing them the ice with your tongue. It's an erotic and sensual french kiss with a twist of cold.
French Kiss - The kiss involving the tongue. Some call this the "Soul Kiss" because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth's breath in the exchange across tongues. Surprisingly, the French call this "The English Kiss".
Fruity Kiss - Take a small piece of fruit and place between your lips (juicy fruits such as grapes, strawberries, small pieces of pineapple or mango are ideal). Kiss your partner and nibble one half of the piece of fruit while they nibble the other until it breaks in half, allowing the juice to run into your mouths.
Hand Kiss - Gently raise her hand to your lips. Lightly brush your lips across the top of her hand. Historically this kiss was performed with a bow, which showed deference to a lady.
Hickey Kiss - The object is not to draw blood, but to gently leave a mark that will prove your interlude was not a dream. This is often included in erotic foreplay.
Hostage Kiss - Cover your lips with tape and get your love's attention. When they come near, make noises like you're trying to tell them something and motion as if you can't get the tape off. Once they remove the tape from you to hear what you're trying to say tell them: "I've been saving my lips all day just for you!" Then kiss your love passionately!
Hot and Cold Kiss - Lick your partner's lips so that they're warm, and then gently blow on them. The sudden cold blast makes for a sensual explosion, and they will often try it on you next, as well as get very passionate.
Mistletoe Kiss - Surprise your lover by capturing them with a gentle holiday kiss under the mistletoe. This is also a good method for shyer individuals to steal a kiss from a potential lover.
Letter Kiss - Send your lover a kiss in a love letter by writing the letter x several times in a row at the bottom of a letter such as XXXXX.
Lick Kiss - Just before kissing, gently run your tongue along you partners lip whether it be the top or bottom one depending on the position of your lips. Very sensual.
Lip Sucking Kiss - When kissing gently suck on their lower lip. This can be very exciting.
Neck Nibble Kiss - Gently nibble up and down your partners neck. End with a gentle kiss on the lips.
Nip Kiss - This kiss can create a very erotic sensation. While kissing your partner, ever so gently nibble on their lips. You must be very careful not to bite to hard or hurt your partner. When done correctly, this kiss ignites wonderful sensations.
Reverse Lips Kiss - It involves standing above your lover and kissing them from over their head. This way, each kisser can take the hyper-sensitive bottom lip of thier lover in their mouths, and GENTLY draw blood to the surface of the lip by nibbling and sucking. A very sensuous, connecting kiss.
Searching The Cavern - Use the lips and tongue to gently tickle and kiss your lover's navel. Vary speeds and stroke to change sensation. Invigorating and intoxicating.
Shoulder Kiss - Simply come from behind, embrace her, and kiss the top of her shoulder. This is a sensual, loving kiss.
Sip Kiss - Take a small sip of your favorite drink. Leaving a little bit of it on your lips, kiss your partner. It is a unique way to create a sensual feeling and your partner will enjoy it.
Talking Kiss - Whisper sweet nothings into your partner's mouth. If caught in the act, u could simply say such as, "I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering into her mouth."
Teaser Kiss - Starting on the forehead, a sweet short kiss on lips, then move up the arms up to her hand, kiss her hand, then come back up her arm, to her face and then lightly kiss her lips till she wants a passionate kiss.
The Buzzing Kiss - Gently place your lips against your lover's neck , behind their ear. Now, send a shudder through their skin by gently growling and humming, vibrating your lips and cheeks as you do so. Move up and down the neck, over the bones of the face and lips. Stimulating and erotic when done correctly.
The Whipped Cream Kiss - Dip your finger into some cool whip or whipped cream of your choice. Lick it off slowly, then embrace your partner and kiss them deeply letting their tongue slip over yours for a wonderfully sweet kiss. It's very seductive and passionate.
Tiger Kiss - Quietly sneak up behind your partner making sure they do not know what you are going to do. Out of the blue, grab them and gently bite their neck. Make sure to get a few good growls in too. This will surely surprise them.
Trickle Kiss - Take a sip of a favourite drink and trickle it slowly into partner's mouth while kissing.
Tongue Sucking - A variation of the French kiss. During an open-mouth kiss gently suck on your partner's tongue (not too hard because it may hurt). Very sexy :-)
Quickie Kiss - When you're in a rush. Often the nose gets it rather than the lips.
Vacuum Kiss - While kissing open-mouthed, slightly suck in as if you were sucking the air from your partners mouth. This is a playful kiss.
Wake Up Kiss - Before your partner awakes lean over and kiss their cheek and move over giving soft kisses until you reach their lips. Definitely a more than pleasant way to wake up!
Virtual Kiss - For Internet lovers. Send an e-card or a kiss via email with this symbol: :-*
source: Internet
"The Whipped Cream Kiss"
how does it taste huhh???Nyummm..nyummmm..."must be nyummmy!~"
heee3x!~
Try it...
i believe your tongue also get twist like i am...
heee3x!~
1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
7. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means?"
9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr. Outside. Mr. Inside stood outside and called to Mr. Outside inside. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from inside and told Mr. Inside to come inside. Mr. Inside said "NO", and told Mr. Outside to come outside. Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr. Outside coaxed Mr. Inside to come inside, and then both Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside went outside to the riverside.
10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE, BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS; ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.
14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly” Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.
17. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
Pheeewww~~
(^_~)
Pretty sure dats my mumu will love it..
Mumu's love to twist word like a lawyer..
(Hurmmm...i need to have a glass of water)
i believe your tongue also get twist like i am...
heee3x!~
1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
7. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means?"
9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr. Outside. Mr. Inside stood outside and called to Mr. Outside inside. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from inside and told Mr. Inside to come inside. Mr. Inside said "NO", and told Mr. Outside to come outside. Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr. Outside coaxed Mr. Inside to come inside, and then both Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside went outside to the riverside.
10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE, BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS; ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.
14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly” Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.
17. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
Pheeewww~~
(^_~)
Pretty sure dats my mumu will love it..
Mumu's love to twist word like a lawyer..
(Hurmmm...i need to have a glass of water)
*Have a look......things you may not know....*
*1. Coca-Cola was originally green.*
*2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.*
*3. The name of the entire continents end with the same letterthat they start with.*
*4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.*
*5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.*
*6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using theletters on one row of the keyboard.*
*7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!*
*8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.*
*9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.*
*10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.*
*11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.*
*12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be thetoughest tongue twister in the English language.*
*13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try tosuppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neckand die.*
*14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.*
>Spades - King David
>Clubs - Alexander the Great
>Hearts - Charlemagne
>Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
*15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 (count out the answer)*
*16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.*
*17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Answer - All invented by women.*
*18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Answer - Honey*
*19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.*
*20. A snail can sleep for three years.*
*21. All polar bears are left handed.*
*22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.*
*23. Butterflies taste with their feet.*
*24.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.*
*25.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.*
*26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.*
*27. Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'.*
*28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.*
*29. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.*
*30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.*
*31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps o squirt blood 30 feet.*
*32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.*
*33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria inyour ear by 700 times.*
*34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.*
*35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.*
*36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.*
*37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.* (Am I right? If so, reply back)
> coz i tried it too!~ "lol"
*1. Coca-Cola was originally green.*
*2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.*
*3. The name of the entire continents end with the same letterthat they start with.*
*4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.*
*5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.*
*6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using theletters on one row of the keyboard.*
*7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!*
*8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.*
*9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.*
*10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.*
*11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.*
*12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be thetoughest tongue twister in the English language.*
*13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try tosuppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neckand die.*
*14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.*
>Spades - King David
>Clubs - Alexander the Great
>Hearts - Charlemagne
>Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
*15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 (count out the answer)*
*16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.*
*17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Answer - All invented by women.*
*18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Answer - Honey*
*19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.*
*20. A snail can sleep for three years.*
*21. All polar bears are left handed.*
*22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.*
*23. Butterflies taste with their feet.*
*24.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.*
*25.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.*
*26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.*
*27. Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'.*
*28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.*
*29. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.*
*30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.*
*31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps o squirt blood 30 feet.*
*32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.*
*33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria inyour ear by 700 times.*
*34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.*
*35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.*
*36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.*
*37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.* (Am I right? If so, reply back)
> coz i tried it too!~ "lol"
TYPE O
You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.
TYPE A
You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.
TYPE B
You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.
TYPE AB
Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.
Source: Internet
Mine definitely as Universal donator.
The first time i donated my blood at the end of 2008..
Phewww it still fresh in my mind..
This morning I spoke with my darling on the phone. Yeapp!~ you sound so weak. The tone of your voice can't lie. I knew there were a lot of things spinning around your head. Darling you had work so hard for our future path. Please let me share the burden together with you... (I can't let your day doomed without my love).
As I always mentioned previously, when you're down and you're in troubled. And nothing seems to be right. Just call me and talk to me. You know I'll try my best to make it all right. All I want to see is your smile darling. \(^_^)/
"I can be the hand you hold
When you've fallen down
I can be the air you breathe
To save you before you drown"
(Even though I don't know how to swim...heee3x!~ Sifu next time teach me yaa~)
No matter what's the barrier comes forward. Remember dats I am here for you. Each and every day I will always love you. It's only you that I want! Together we work hand in hand to achieve our dreams. The rest "pegii gasakkk laaa"...heee3x!~
As I always mentioned previously, when you're down and you're in troubled. And nothing seems to be right. Just call me and talk to me. You know I'll try my best to make it all right. All I want to see is your smile darling. \(^_^)/
"I can be the hand you hold
When you've fallen down
I can be the air you breathe
To save you before you drown"
(Even though I don't know how to swim...heee3x!~ Sifu next time teach me yaa~)
No matter what's the barrier comes forward. Remember dats I am here for you. Each and every day I will always love you. It's only you that I want! Together we work hand in hand to achieve our dreams. The rest "pegii gasakkk laaa"...heee3x!~
(Article in Malay)
Hahhh tk susah sebenarnye nk mencipta kebahagiaan kita sendiri. Nih ade petua yg i jumpe mase termenung ingat kat ORANG JAUH.."heee3x!~"
Petua bagi suami untuk menambat hati isteri.
Ok..Apa kata kalau suami.....
1. Sentiasa berdoa agar disayangi.
2. Apabila balik rumah, tegur dan sentuh isteri sebelum buat kerja lain.
3. Tunjukkan keprihatinan dengan bertanya secara khusus mengenai kegiatan isteri sepanjang hari.
4. Jadikan seorang pendengar yang baik kepada isteri .Jangan tergesa-gesa untuk menyelesai masalah isteri. Apa yang lebih penting adalah simpati.
5. Berikan masa sekurang-kurangnya 30 minit perhatian yang berkualiti terhadap isteri.
6. Berikan bunga, minyak wangi atau seumpamanya sebagai hadiah atau untuk memujuk ketika isteri sedang marah.
7. Tolong masak atau ajak makan di luar sekali sekala.
8. Beri pujian mengenai penampilan isteri (rambut, wajah, pakaian dan sebagainya).
9. Pujuk apabila isteri marah atau kecil hati.
10. Beri bantuan atau kerjasama setakat yang mampu.Allah jadikan Hawa itu dari tulung rusuk kiri Adam, maka tanpa Adam tiadalah Hawa.
11. Luangkan masa yang lebih agar tidak mendesak isteri untuk lebih cepat bergerak atau bertindak.
12. Jika lambat pulang, beritahu lebih awal atau telefon rumah.(Penting nih tau sbb org pompuan rasenyee cpt risau..tk caye cube tgk mak kite..kan!)
13. Sekiranya isteri minta bantuan, nyatakan boleh atau tidak dengan tidak mengungkit atau banyak komen.
14. Jika anda perlu bersendirian untuk berfikir, beritahu bila anda akan pulang.-Yelaa kadang2 suami perlukan masa untuk diri mereka sendiri.But don't forget to let ur wife know.
15. Apabila sudah sejuk, beritahu isteri apa yang mengganggu fikiran secara sopan. Jangan menyalahkan isteri.
16. Bila isteri bercakap, beri perhatian sepenuhnya.
17. Apabila keluar, tanya isteri kalau ada sesuatu yang ingin dipesan.
18. Beritahu bila kita ingin berehat atau tidur.
19. Peluk isteri dengan penuh kasih sayang sekurang-kurangnya empat kali sehari.
10.Telefon isteri dari tempat kerja untuk bertanya khabar, sekadar ingin memberitahu "AKU CINTA PADAMU ". -Kalu wat cenggini konpemm isteri tuu terharu!~
11. Ucapkan kata-kata sayang sekurang-kurangnya dua kali sehari.
12. Tolong kemaskan katil atau bilik tidur.
13. Ajak isteri berjalan-jalan tanpa anak-anak.
14. Cuba tunaikan apa yang isteri hajati.
15. Nyatakan anda merinduinya bila berjauhan.
16. Bawa pulang buah tangan, kuih kegemaran isteri sekali sekala.
17. Sentiasa lakukan ibadah bersama. (hahh yg nih digalakkan sbb dah kata suami ketua keluarga..kan syok kalu dapat solat same2 selalu.)
18. Jika keluar daerah,telefon isteri memberitahu nombor telefon tempat penginapan dan memberitahu anda sudah selamat sampai.
19. Sentiasa kemas dan wangi sebelum tidur bersama. ("Hurmmm wanginyee sayang" - Nih yg buat abg geram..)
20. Urut belakang isteri sekali sekala.
21. Peluk dan belai isteri sekali sekala tanpa implikasi seksual. (Alamakk nih yang tk pastii nih bulehh ke buat eyh..)
22. Sabar dan tenang apabila mendengar cerita dan masalah isteri.
23. Pamerkan kasih sayang di khalayak ramai. Jangan abaikan isteri atau tinggalkannya jauh ketika berjalan.
24. Apabila keluar berjalan, elok berpegangan tangan untuk menunjukkan kemesraan. (Nihh tidak..mase mula2 bercinta tuu berkepit je,dahh kawin kononnye rimas..cehh!)
25. Buatkan air minuman untuk isteri sekali sekala.
26. Ketika makan di luar, jangan harapkan isteri memilih tempat makan setiap masa.
27. Beri perhatian lebih kepada isteri daripada orang lain ketika di kalayak ramai.
28. Lebihkan isteri daripada anak-anak.
29. Bila isteri kurang sihat, beri perhatian sewajarnya. Manjakan isteri sepertimana dia memanjakan anda.
30. Seeloknya masuk tidur serentak.
31. Belai isteri sebelum pergi kerja.
32. Ucapkan terima kasih setiap khidmat yang isteri berikan."terima kasih sayang" - Hahh kan sedap tuu..Pasti isteri suka untuk "berkhidmat" untuk suami.
33. Cari masa untuk berdua-duaan sekali sekala.
34. Lakukan riadah bersama isteri.
35. Pergi berkelah sekali sekala.
36. Tolong cuci atau jemur pakaian sekali sekala
"Psstt..Amacamm mesti si isteri seronok kan kalu sang suami ade buat salah satu daripada perkara di atas nih..."
Ehh choppp lupe plak, si isteri pon buleh jugak wat camni..mesti sejuk rumah tangga..Penuh ngn kasih dan sayang..
Hahhh tk susah sebenarnye nk mencipta kebahagiaan kita sendiri. Nih ade petua yg i jumpe mase termenung ingat kat ORANG JAUH.."heee3x!~"
Petua bagi suami untuk menambat hati isteri.
Ok..Apa kata kalau suami.....
1. Sentiasa berdoa agar disayangi.
2. Apabila balik rumah, tegur dan sentuh isteri sebelum buat kerja lain.
3. Tunjukkan keprihatinan dengan bertanya secara khusus mengenai kegiatan isteri sepanjang hari.
4. Jadikan seorang pendengar yang baik kepada isteri .Jangan tergesa-gesa untuk menyelesai masalah isteri. Apa yang lebih penting adalah simpati.
5. Berikan masa sekurang-kurangnya 30 minit perhatian yang berkualiti terhadap isteri.
6. Berikan bunga, minyak wangi atau seumpamanya sebagai hadiah atau untuk memujuk ketika isteri sedang marah.
7. Tolong masak atau ajak makan di luar sekali sekala.
8. Beri pujian mengenai penampilan isteri (rambut, wajah, pakaian dan sebagainya).
9. Pujuk apabila isteri marah atau kecil hati.
10. Beri bantuan atau kerjasama setakat yang mampu.Allah jadikan Hawa itu dari tulung rusuk kiri Adam, maka tanpa Adam tiadalah Hawa.
11. Luangkan masa yang lebih agar tidak mendesak isteri untuk lebih cepat bergerak atau bertindak.
12. Jika lambat pulang, beritahu lebih awal atau telefon rumah.(Penting nih tau sbb org pompuan rasenyee cpt risau..tk caye cube tgk mak kite..kan!)
13. Sekiranya isteri minta bantuan, nyatakan boleh atau tidak dengan tidak mengungkit atau banyak komen.
14. Jika anda perlu bersendirian untuk berfikir, beritahu bila anda akan pulang.-Yelaa kadang2 suami perlukan masa untuk diri mereka sendiri.But don't forget to let ur wife know.
15. Apabila sudah sejuk, beritahu isteri apa yang mengganggu fikiran secara sopan. Jangan menyalahkan isteri.
16. Bila isteri bercakap, beri perhatian sepenuhnya.
17. Apabila keluar, tanya isteri kalau ada sesuatu yang ingin dipesan.
18. Beritahu bila kita ingin berehat atau tidur.
19. Peluk isteri dengan penuh kasih sayang sekurang-kurangnya empat kali sehari.
10.Telefon isteri dari tempat kerja untuk bertanya khabar, sekadar ingin memberitahu "AKU CINTA PADAMU ". -Kalu wat cenggini konpemm isteri tuu terharu!~
11. Ucapkan kata-kata sayang sekurang-kurangnya dua kali sehari.
12. Tolong kemaskan katil atau bilik tidur.
13. Ajak isteri berjalan-jalan tanpa anak-anak.
14. Cuba tunaikan apa yang isteri hajati.
15. Nyatakan anda merinduinya bila berjauhan.
16. Bawa pulang buah tangan, kuih kegemaran isteri sekali sekala.
17. Sentiasa lakukan ibadah bersama. (hahh yg nih digalakkan sbb dah kata suami ketua keluarga..kan syok kalu dapat solat same2 selalu.)
18. Jika keluar daerah,telefon isteri memberitahu nombor telefon tempat penginapan dan memberitahu anda sudah selamat sampai.
19. Sentiasa kemas dan wangi sebelum tidur bersama. ("Hurmmm wanginyee sayang" - Nih yg buat abg geram..)
20. Urut belakang isteri sekali sekala.
21. Peluk dan belai isteri sekali sekala tanpa implikasi seksual. (Alamakk nih yang tk pastii nih bulehh ke buat eyh..)
22. Sabar dan tenang apabila mendengar cerita dan masalah isteri.
23. Pamerkan kasih sayang di khalayak ramai. Jangan abaikan isteri atau tinggalkannya jauh ketika berjalan.
24. Apabila keluar berjalan, elok berpegangan tangan untuk menunjukkan kemesraan. (Nihh tidak..mase mula2 bercinta tuu berkepit je,dahh kawin kononnye rimas..cehh!)
25. Buatkan air minuman untuk isteri sekali sekala.
26. Ketika makan di luar, jangan harapkan isteri memilih tempat makan setiap masa.
27. Beri perhatian lebih kepada isteri daripada orang lain ketika di kalayak ramai.
28. Lebihkan isteri daripada anak-anak.
29. Bila isteri kurang sihat, beri perhatian sewajarnya. Manjakan isteri sepertimana dia memanjakan anda.
30. Seeloknya masuk tidur serentak.
31. Belai isteri sebelum pergi kerja.
32. Ucapkan terima kasih setiap khidmat yang isteri berikan."terima kasih sayang" - Hahh kan sedap tuu..Pasti isteri suka untuk "berkhidmat" untuk suami.
33. Cari masa untuk berdua-duaan sekali sekala.
34. Lakukan riadah bersama isteri.
35. Pergi berkelah sekali sekala.
36. Tolong cuci atau jemur pakaian sekali sekala
"Psstt..Amacamm mesti si isteri seronok kan kalu sang suami ade buat salah satu daripada perkara di atas nih..."
Ehh choppp lupe plak, si isteri pon buleh jugak wat camni..mesti sejuk rumah tangga..Penuh ngn kasih dan sayang..
1. Think about yourself.
2. Talk about yourself.
3. Use the personal pronoun "I" as often as possible in your
conversation.
4. Mirror yourself continually in the opinion of others.
5. Listen greedily to what people say about you.
6. Insist on consideration and respect.
7. Demand agreement with your own views on everything.
8. Sulk if people are not grateful to you for favors shown them.
9. Never forget a service you may have rendered.
10. Expect to be appreciated.
11. Be suspicious.
12. Be sensitive to slights.
13. Be jealous and envious.
14. Never forget a criticism.
15. Trust nobody but yourself.
Pssstt..Haiyaaa diz is so "kiasuuu!~"
(Let us try to avoid it)
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