White02 of would say....

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Pay more attention to the person who are close to you..~
We only have our life once..hihi..

**asek sebok ngn tepon je manjang..
kesian kat anak2,kawan2,buah hati pengarang jantung,jiran sebelah dll
abis semua tk dihiraukan..

Haishhhh~
















A black man walks into a cafe
one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there.
As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go out in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."
"When you were born you were pink,"
"When you grew up you were white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go out in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerves to call me colored?!"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away embarrassed...
I bet everyone have done a mistake.(takmo nk tipo laa,penah kan!)
Heee3x~ (Me too, rasenye tk terkira dah kesalahan neh!!)

Ok here white would like to share, how some of them response due to the mistake that have been done...

Erghhhh
is it so difficult to admit your fault, rather than u just hiding or pointing at someone else..
(renung-renungkan...)


If a barber makes a mistake,

It's a New Style












If a driver makes a mistake,

It is a New Path












If an engineer makes a mistake,

It is a New Venture












If parents makes a mistake,

It is a New Generation










If a politician makes a mistake,

It is a New Law









If a scientist makes a mistake,

It is a New Invention










If a tailor makes a mistake,

It is a New Fashion












If a teacher makes a mistake,

It is a New Theory








If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a New Idea








If an employee makes a mistake,

It is a MISTAKE ONLY





heeee3x!~
kelakar laa nengok gambar yg last neh~
takotnyee dia... (^_^)


“Yeayyyy it’s a school holiday”.. I bet most of the parent have a list of planning to execute with their kids (smile) . For those who want to make something different on their weekend, you can bring your kids, hubby, girl, darling, ibu, baba, nanny, dada, gugu, mumu and what so ever you call them to this event..(heeee3x~)

White02 can assure that you will certainly love it and won’t regret. So don’t missed out and check the details as below. Hurmm i would love to go there, but there is nobody want to accompany me (sigh). Okey jommm put it on your calenders.


Putrajaya International Hot Air Balloon Fiesta 2010.


Event on: 18 – 21 March 2010.
Venue: Car park area of the Monumen Alaf Baru at Presint 2, Putrajaya.
Organizer: The Malaysian Sport Aviation Federation (MSAF) and AKA Balloon Sdn Bhd

Activities include:
- Tethered hot air balloon rides (8am-10.30am and 6pm-9pm)
- Sphere / Waterball rides
- Inflatables / bouncing world
- Autoshow
- Bazaar
- Petting Zoo
- Helicopter rides (8am-12noon and 3pm-7pm)
- and many more great family fun events.

The highlight of the event would be on Saturday,20 March, where the nightglow display will be held followed by a fireworks display (8.30pm). Entrance to the fiesta is free, and opens from 7am - 9pm.

2 types of balloon rides:-

a)Free fly
The free fly is not open to the public as these rides are dangerous and very expensive.

b)Tethered balloon rides.
The public can try the tethered rides, which means that the balloons will rise up to the height of between 60m - 100m, but the balloon will still have the anchor line from the ground. Be assured, the feeling is still great and the view awesome.
Price: only for RM10.

After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no recommendation and that the Company is not doing anything about it.

So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;
My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the Manager went on to explain.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?
Man: 365 days and sometimes 366.
Manager: How many hours make up a day?
Man: 24 hours
Manager: How long do you work in a day?
Man: 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours per day

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man: He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3 (one third)
Manager: That is nice of you! What is the one-third of 366 days?
Man: 122 days (1/3 X 366 = 122 in days)
Manager: Do you come to work on weekends?
Man: No sir.

Manager: How many days are there in a year that is weekends?
Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.
Manager: Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days you now have?
Man: 18 days.
Manager: OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man: 4 days.

Manager: Do you work on New Year day?
Man: No Sir!
Manager: Do you come to work on workers day?
Man: No Sir!
Manager: Do you come to work on National Holiday?
Man: No Sir!
Manager: So how many days left?
Man: 1 day sir!
Manager: Do you work on Christmas day?
Man: No Sir!

Manager: So how many days are left?
Man: None Sir!
Manager: So, what are you claiming?
Man: I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was stealing Company money all these days.


Moral – NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR = HIGH RISK ...

owhh goshhh, if diz happen i'll definitely leave the company~


Hurmm here are some of the good advise..

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. (Agreed!~)

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' (I love this part!~ hehehe..)

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.(Alhamdulillah~)

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY- ONE. ;Spend some time alone.


Dari Amru Bin Ash Radiallahuanhu :
Lelaki adalah terdiri dari tiga kategori:

Lelaki yang sempurna
Lelaki yang bersifat separuh lelaki
Lelaki yang tidak bersifat lelaki

Lelaki yang sempurna adalah lelaki yang
disempurnakan oleh ALLAH agama dan akalnya,
apabila dia ingin membuat sesuatu keputusan,
dia sentiasa meminta pandangan daripada orang-orang
yang mempunyai pandangan menyebabkan dia sentiasa
membuat keputusan yang tepat.

Manakala lelaki yang bersifat separuh lelaki pula
adalah lelaki yang tidak disempurnakan oleh ALLAH
agama dan akalnya,
apabila dia ingin membuat sesuatu keputusan,
dia tidak meminta pandangan daripada
sesiapapun sebaliknya dia berkata:
"Sesiapa sahaja aku boleh mengikuti dan menggunakan
pandangannya mengikut kesesuaian",
menyebabkan kadangkala dia membuat keputusan yang tepat dan
kadangkala dia membuat keputusan yang salah.

Adapun lelaki yang tidak bersifat lelaki pula
ialah lelaki yang tidak mempunyai agama dan akal
fikiran sedikitpun menyebabkan dia sentiasa
membuat tindakan yang silap.

Kemudian Amru berkata:
"Demi ALLAH!
Sesungguhnya aku akan meminta pandangan daripada sesiapa
sahaja mengenai sesuatu perkara walaupun daripada pembantu aku."
Try it...
i believe your tongue also get twist like i am...
heee3x!~


1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!


2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.


3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.


4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.


5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People


6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?


7. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.


8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means?"


9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr. Outside. Mr. Inside stood outside and called to Mr. Outside inside. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from inside and told Mr. Inside to come inside. Mr. Inside said "NO", and told Mr. Outside to come outside. Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr. Outside coaxed Mr. Inside to come inside, and then both Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside went outside to the riverside.


10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE, BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS; ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES


11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.


12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?


"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"


13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.


14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.


15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly” Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.


16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.


17. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.


Pheeewww~~
(^_~)
Pretty sure dats my mumu will love it..
Mumu's love to twist word like a lawyer..

(Hurmmm...i need to have a glass of water)
*Have a look......things you may not know....*

*1. Coca-Cola was originally green.*

*2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.*

*3. The name of the entire continents end with the same letterthat they start with.*

*4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.*

*5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.*


*6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using theletters on one row of the keyboard.*

*7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!*

*8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.*

*9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.*


*10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.*


*11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.*


*12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be thetoughest tongue twister in the English language.*


*13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try tosuppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neckand die.*


*14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.*
>Spades - King David
>Clubs - Alexander the Great
>Hearts - Charlemagne
>Diamonds - Julius Caesar.


*15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 (count out the answer)*


*16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.*


*17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Answer - All invented by women.*


*18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Answer - Honey*

*19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.*

*20. A snail can sleep for three years.*

*21. All polar bears are left handed.*


*22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.*


*23. Butterflies taste with their feet.*


*24.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.*


*25.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.*


*26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.*


*27. Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'.*


*28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.*


*29. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.*


*30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.*

*31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps o squirt blood 30 feet.*


*32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.*


*33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria inyour ear by 700 times.*


*34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.*


*35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.*


*36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.*


*37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.* (Am I right? If so, reply back)
> coz i tried it too!~ "lol"



TYPE O

You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.

TYPE A

You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.

TYPE B

You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.

TYPE AB

Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.

Source: Internet

Mine definitely as Universal donator.
The first time i donated my blood at the end of 2008..
Phewww it still fresh in my mind..

1. Think about yourself.

2. Talk about yourself.

3. Use the personal pronoun "I" as often as possible in your
conversation.

4. Mirror yourself continually in the opinion of others.

5. Listen greedily to what people say about you.

6. Insist on consideration and respect.

7. Demand agreement with your own views on everything.

8. Sulk if people are not grateful to you for favors shown them.

9. Never forget a service you may have rendered.

10. Expect to be appreciated.

11. Be suspicious.

12. Be sensitive to slights.

13. Be jealous and envious.

14. Never forget a criticism.

15. Trust nobody but yourself.


Pssstt..Haiyaaa diz is so "kiasuuu!~"
(Let us try to avoid it)
Hidup menjadi bererti, bermakna, kerana anda memberikan erti kepadanya,memberikan makna kepadanya.
Bagi mereka yang tidak memberikan makna, tidak memberikan erti, hidup ini ibarat lembaran kertas yang kosong……….

Sekadar cerita untuk dikongsikan bersama..
(jommm..dengar cite nak??)



Satu hari ketika seorang ayah membeli beberapa gulung kertas bungkusan hadiah, anak perempuannya yang masih kecil dan manja sekali, meminta satu gulung.
“Untuk apa?” tanya si ayah.
“Nak bungkus hadiah” jawab si kecil.
“Jangan dibuang-buang ya.” pesan si ayah, sambil memberikan satu gulungan kecil.


Keesokan harinya, pagi-pagi lagi si kecil sudah bangun dan membangunkan ayahnya, “Baa, Baba…….. ada hadiah untuk Baba.”
Si ayah yang masih menggeliat, matanya pun belum lagi terbuka sepenuhnya menjawab, “Sudahlah…. nanti nanti saja.”


Tetapi si kecil pantang menyerah, “Baba, Baba, bangun Baba, dah pagi.”
“Eh… kenapa ganggu baba… masih terlalu awal lagi untuk baba bangun.”
Si ayah terpandang sebuah bungkusan yang telah dibalut dengan kertas pembungkus yang diberikan semalam.
“Hadiah apa ni?”
“Hadiah hari jadi untuk baba. Bukalah ba, buka sekarang.”


Dan si ayah pun membuka bungkusan itu.
Ternyata di dalamnya hanya sebuah kotak kosong. Tidak berisi apa pun juga.
“Eh.. kenapa kosong?? Tak ada isi di dalamnya. Kan baba dah kata jangan buang-buang kertas bungkusan baba. Membazir tu”
Si kecil menjawab, “Tak baba….., ada isi tu… Tadi kan, Puteri masukkan banyak sekali ciuman untuk Baba.”
Si ayah merasa terharu, dia mengangkat anaknya. Dipeluk dan diciumnya.


“Puteri, Baba belum pernah menerima hadiah seindah ini. Baba akan selalu menyimpan hadiah ini. Baba akan bawa ke pejabat dan sekali-sekala kalau perlu ciuman Puteri, Baba akan mengambil satu. Nanti kalau kosong diisi lagi ya!”
Kotak kosong yang sesaat sebelumnya dianggap tidak berisi, tidak memiliki nilai apa-apa pun, tiba-tiba terisi, tiba-tiba memiliki nilai yang begitu tinggi. Apa yang terjadi?


Lalu, walaupun kotak itu memiliki nilai yang sangat tinggi di mata si ayah, namun di mata orang lain tetap juga tidak memiliki nilai apa pun. Orang lain akan tetap menganggapnya sebuah kotak kosong.


Moral:
Kosong bagi seseorang boleh dianggap penuh oleh orang lain.Sebaliknya, penuh bagi seseorang boleh dianggap kosong oleh orang lain.
KOSONG dan PENUH - kedua-duanya merupakan produk dari “fikiran” anda sendiri. Sebagaimana anda memandangi hidup demikianlah kehidupan anda.

Eating breakfast is more than just a way to get you moving in the morning.
A healthy start to the day, breakfast, can prevent diabetes, protect your heart and more.

Studies show:
  • children who eat breakfast do better in school.

  • adults will feel better and perform better at work as well.

If we skip breakfast:

  • become tired when our brains and bodies run low on fuel.

  • By mid-morning, a lot of us grab a cup of coffee or wolf down a sugary candy bar to wake up again.
  • This might work for a few minutes, but by lunch time we are hungry.





Eating a good breakfast sets the tone for the rest of the day. Is a common strategy for losing weight, but not a smart one. Many people believe that they will lose weight if they skip meals, but that just isn't true; the body expects to be refueled a few times a day, starting with a healthy breakfast. Eating breakfast is good for weight loss. In fact, people who eat breakfast are more likely to maintain a healthy weight.


Why people skip b’fast:
  • Early morning is rush hour for us (getting children go to school/ yourself to work) – Don’t have enough time.

Solution:

  • Take time to prepare your breakfast on the night before.

  • (Put it in the fridge and re-heat the nxt morning).

  • On the weekend – take time to enjoy leisurely b’fast or branch (invite friends and neighbor to enjoy the pleasure eating healthy food wth you)


What is a Healthy Breakfast?

  • A healthy breakfast should contain some protein and some fiber.
    [ Protein can come from low fat meats, eggs, beans, or soy. Fiber can be found in whole grains, vegetables and fruits. ]

  • A good example of a healthy breakfast might be something simple like a hard boiled egg, an orange, and a bowl of whole grain cereal with low fat milk.
  • Protein and fiber satisfy your hunger and will keep you feeling full until lunch time.

  • If you don't feel good when you eat breakfast,
    you can split your breakfast up into two smaller meals. Eat a hard boiled egg at home,
    and an hour or two later, take a break from work and snack on an apple and a handful of healthy nuts like pecans or walnuts.

Conclusion: Breakfast Every Morning