Surat rasmi nak mintak kawin lagi

Read it~ got it from my fren... Haiyaaa No Comment~ hikhikhikhik...

Surat rasmi - Cara minta kawin lagi..
Suami bin Lelaki
17, Jalan Angkasa,
24300, Kemaman
Terengganu.

Isteri binti Perempuan
17, Jalan Angkasa,
24300, Kemaman
Terengganu.

31 April 2006

Puan,

PERKARA : PERMOHONAN UNTUK BERPOLIGAMI

Perkara di atas adalah di rujuk.

2. Sebab utama permohonan ini di lakukan adalah kerana saya ingin melengkapkan kuota yang telah di peruntukkan bagi saya. Buat masa ini kuota yang telah di isi cuma satu, memandangkan masih ada 3 kekosongan, eloklah jika dapat di penuhi secepat mung kin . Pihak yang akan mengisi satu kekosongan ini buat masa ini ialah Cik Hana Fazura binti Ramli yang
merupakan setiausaha saya di pejabat. Memandangkan komitmen yang beliau tunjukkan di pejabat amat baik, eloklah jika kita masukkan dia bersama kita di dalam organisasi keluarga kita. Kekosongan yang selebihnya akan di isi di masa akan datang.

3. Untuk makluman pihak puan, yang sebenarnya masalah ini telah lama saya fikirkan tetapi memandangkan poket saya yang selalu nipis, terpaksalah saya tangguhkan dulu permohonan ini di samping kurangnye rasa keya kin an untuk mengemukakan permohonan ini. Kini, setelah saya dapat mengeluarkan kesemua duit pelaburan ASB saya, saya merasakan kembalinya semangat saya yang telah hilang selama ini.

4. Permohonan ini amat setimpal kerana dengan kedudukan sekarang ia menguntungkan kedua belah pihak dan juga pihak ketiga. Selama ini hidup kita bahagia sebab jika tidak, manakan mung kin puan dapat menjadi seperti sekarang. Semua yang puan miliki sudah bertambah besar. Kereta besar, rumah besar, rantai besar dan pakaian besar. Jika dulu potongan puan seperti gitar, kin i sudah bertukar menjadi drum. Oleh itu, sudilah kiranya dapat kita kongsi bersama insan lain kebahagiaan kita ini.

5. Pihak puan juga dapat menikmati faedah dari kelulusan permohonan ini kerana puan akan tetap menikmati apa yang telah puan miliki sekarang dengan waktu bekerja lebih singkat dan sistem syif akan di perkenalkan iaitu 1 hari kerja dan 1 hari cuti rehat. Waktu bekerja yang selebihnya akan ditampung oleh pihak ketiga. Kebaikan yang puan akan nikmati ialah waktu rehat yang bebas kerana dalam waktu puan bercuti, saya selaku Penyelia tidak akan memantau aktiviti yang puan lakukan. Pada waktu itu saya cuma akan fokus kepada hasil kerja pihak ketiga. Menguntungkan bukan?

6. Segala kerjasama dari pihak puan saya dahulukan dengan ribuan terima kasih. Saya amat berharap pihak puan dapat meluluskan permohonan saya ini kerana adalah lebih baik jika kita dapat berkongsi kebahagiaan kita ini bersama insan lain. Saya harap permohonan saya ini di balas dengan senyuman penuh keikhlasan dari pihak puan dan tandatangan puan di atas kertas yang saya lampirkan bukannya balingan periuk nasi, pinggan-mangkuk, ketukan senduk dan perkara-perkara yang menyukarkan pihak puan untuk melakukannya.

7. Saya harap puan sudi meluluskan permohonan ini. Hadirkanlah senyumanmu sebagaimana ketika kita menyambut orang baru iaitu bayi kita kedalam keluarga kita 10 tahun lepas. Situasinya lebih kurang sama dengan masa kin i. Kita akan menerima orang baru juga cuma bezanya ialah jika 10 tahun yang lepas kita perlu menjaga dan membelainya dengan manja bersama tetapi kali ini, setiap urusan penjagaan dan belaian manja akan di laksanakan oleh saya sepenuhnya.

8. Akhir kata, saya harap permohonan saya ini dapat dibalas secepat mung kin . Semoga kita bersama-bersama dengan pihak ketiga akan dapat melaksanakan program ini dengan jayanya.

Sekian, Terima Kasih.

"BERKORBAN DAN BERKONGSI KEBAHAGIAAN LAMBANG RUMAHTANGGA BAHAGIA"

Yang Ikhlas Memohon,

Suami bin Lelaki

Muke Seposen..

Seorang anak bercerita kepada ayahnya bagaimana dia membayar tambang bas ketika pulang dari sekolah tengah hari tadi.

Anak : Ayah, tadi Man balik naik bas.
Ayah : Eh, Pak Abu tak jemput Man ke hari ni?

Anak : Tak.
Ayah : Man ada duit ke nak bayar tambang?

Anak : Ada, ayah tapi kurang seposen.
Ayah : Tambang bas berapa sen?

Anak : 60 sen.
Ayah : Man ada berapa sen?

Anak : 50 sen saja.
Ayah : Habis tu, macamana man bayar tambang?

Anak : Man ada 50 sen, Man buat muka seposen. Cukuplah jumlahnya 60 sen.
Ayah : Bertuah punya anak..

(heeee3x!~ sape pandai wat muke seposen?? ;p )

What Gender is 'Computer'

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa..'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The MEN'S GROUP decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The WOMEN'S GROUP, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.


heee3x~ totally agreed..computer must be a MALE
"Zassssssssssss..........memang piko kan,hihihi..."

Perkara2 Yang Membatalkan Raya

just for sharing (^_^)

- Salam cengkam sampai terseliuh jari orang.
(tk baik cenggini)

- Salam bini orang sambil laga pipi kiri kanan.
(eee~ nt kena kejar ngn hubby dia bawu tau)

- Tapau makanan open house sedang ramai lagi belum datang.
(nih mst kes malas nk masak..ayooo)

- Mengesat tangan penuh lekit nasik impit kat langsir.
(awat malass nau nk pi basuh tgn??)

- Balik pakai kasut raya orang sebelah.
(nk kata mabok..tk jugak! dengki kot...)

- Tumpang toilet tuan rumah tapi tak flush.
(haiyaaa...sgt kotor ok!)



hee3x!~ semua perbuatan ni sangat tidak senonoh ok...jgn tiruu!

Sharing in Marriage

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into twopiles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She answered............

(Continue below - This is great)








THE TEETH



p/s:
Heeee3x!~ Can't imagine myself sharing teeth with Mumu..
"Haduyaiii memamg tak boleh blaa laaa"

Oppssss..i still imagining it (^_~)

Why Boys Need His Mom

Sardar jee (^_^)

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.


Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Funny Unpublished Commercials‏

Be Cautious While U At The Pool

water funny accidents

Best Employee Forever

huhuhu..poor of u..

Jika Ungkapan CINTA Anda Diterbalikkan

A story to share:

We don't know what we've got until we lose it.
We also don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

ok let's read.... (^_^)


Teruna : "Akhirnya inilah saat yang aku tunggu sekian lama".
Dara : "Apakah kau rela kalau aku pergi?"
Teruna : "Tentu tidak! Jangan sesekali kau berfikiran seperti itu"
Dara : "Apakah kau mencintaiku? "
Teruna :"Tentu! Selamanya akan tetap begitu"
Dara : "Apakah kau pernah berlaku curang?"
Teruna :"Tidak! Aku tidak akan sesekali melakukan hal seburuk itu"
Dara : "Maukah kau menciumku"
Teruna :"Ya..."
Dara : "Sayangku... sesudah 5 tahun nikah..."


Now read from the bottom to top.

Haiyaaaa betul ke lelaki sebelum dapat camni ehh [tongue]
...heee3x!~..

no laaa~