Seorang anak bercerita kepada ayahnya bagaimana dia membayar tambang bas ketika pulang dari sekolah tengah hari tadi.
Anak : Ayah, tadi Man balik naik bas.
Ayah : Eh, Pak Abu tak jemput Man ke hari ni?
Anak : Tak.
Ayah : Man ada duit ke nak bayar tambang?
Anak : Ada, ayah tapi kurang seposen.
Ayah : Tambang bas berapa sen?
Anak : 60 sen.
Ayah : Man ada berapa sen?
Anak : 50 sen saja.
Ayah : Habis tu, macamana man bayar tambang?
Anak : Man ada 50 sen, Man buat muka seposen. Cukuplah jumlahnya 60 sen.
Ayah : Bertuah punya anak..
(heeee3x!~ sape pandai wat muke seposen?? ;p )
A black man walks into a cafe
one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there.
As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go out in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you were born you were pink,"
"When you grew up you were white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go out in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerves to call me colored?!"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away embarrassed...
“My brother used to ask my mom b4 he get married, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, 'Don't worry about finding the right woman- concentrate on becoming the right man.'”
huhh~ becoming a right man to the the right woman?? i'm so speachless about diz. Coz i'm not a MAN, i'm a SHE.. so i don't know how can a man concentrate on dat. (Though isn't it?)
I read from the article dat evry r/ship will have s/thing important to offer you and none, no matter how painfully they may end, will be a waste of our time. (what is the ending..tunang tp kawin ke? Islam tp mengucap ke??)
Each relationship will teach us a valuable lesson about ourself:
• how much u can love him/her? (Heart full or juz to get over your past).. i reli hate psychotic ex!!
Ey-uww get over it babe.. mcm xde org lain.
• what are we looking for (and not looking for) in a partner. (a maid? a gud frend? a place to release ur temper? or someone who u can share everything..)
Here are some fire signs that your affair of the heart has reached true love status: ( Mike Hardcastle)
1. You can't help but smile when you see her/him and s/he is always smiling back.
2. You feel comfortable and secure in the relationship and really trust your partner not to hurt you; ie, there is no need for jealousy or suspicion. (even he sang “hai senangnye dalam hati..”-lagu P.Ramlee.. but u know dat he love u indeed)
3. There have been good times and bad times and through, or in spite of, them all you have remained together. ( it can be a gud memory to rmbr it bck when we r getting old even without our theeth, heee3x!~)
4. You each do kind and thoughtful things for the other "just because" and doing them makes both people feel good.
5. Outside pressures are few and far between; there are none or only minor issues with peers, friends, family and teachers. (means dat GREENLIGHT frm everyone.. weeee~ )
6. There is no violence in the relationship at all -- NONE!
7. You enhance one another, neither one of you presses the other to do things that may lead to harm or that the other is opposed to doing.
8. The things that make you different do not push you apart; ie, different religions, cultural backgrounds or personal beliefs.
9. There is no sacrifice, only compromise.
10. You know that everything you feel is returned in kind by your partner.
The idea of one true love is romantic but unrealistic. Open heart to the idea of loving more than one person in your life, think of these relationships as test runs for the final true love, the person you end up spending your life with, and live in the moment. Else s/he may just pass you by.
huhh~ becoming a right man to the the right woman?? i'm so speachless about diz. Coz i'm not a MAN, i'm a SHE.. so i don't know how can a man concentrate on dat. (Though isn't it?)
I read from the article dat evry r/ship will have s/thing important to offer you and none, no matter how painfully they may end, will be a waste of our time. (what is the ending..tunang tp kawin ke? Islam tp mengucap ke??)
Each relationship will teach us a valuable lesson about ourself:
• how much u can love him/her? (Heart full or juz to get over your past).. i reli hate psychotic ex!!
Ey-uww get over it babe.. mcm xde org lain.
• what are we looking for (and not looking for) in a partner. (a maid? a gud frend? a place to release ur temper? or someone who u can share everything..)
Here are some fire signs that your affair of the heart has reached true love status: ( Mike Hardcastle)
1. You can't help but smile when you see her/him and s/he is always smiling back.
2. You feel comfortable and secure in the relationship and really trust your partner not to hurt you; ie, there is no need for jealousy or suspicion. (even he sang “hai senangnye dalam hati..”-lagu P.Ramlee.. but u know dat he love u indeed)
3. There have been good times and bad times and through, or in spite of, them all you have remained together. ( it can be a gud memory to rmbr it bck when we r getting old even without our theeth, heee3x!~)
4. You each do kind and thoughtful things for the other "just because" and doing them makes both people feel good.
5. Outside pressures are few and far between; there are none or only minor issues with peers, friends, family and teachers. (means dat GREENLIGHT frm everyone.. weeee~ )
6. There is no violence in the relationship at all -- NONE!
7. You enhance one another, neither one of you presses the other to do things that may lead to harm or that the other is opposed to doing.
8. The things that make you different do not push you apart; ie, different religions, cultural backgrounds or personal beliefs.
9. There is no sacrifice, only compromise.
10. You know that everything you feel is returned in kind by your partner.
The idea of one true love is romantic but unrealistic. Open heart to the idea of loving more than one person in your life, think of these relationships as test runs for the final true love, the person you end up spending your life with, and live in the moment. Else s/he may just pass you by.
You don’t have to change yourself in order to find Mr. Right.
He already likes you just the way you are (^_^)
You had told me once dat...
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
Ku Bukan Aku
Lama sungguh hari berlalu
Hening malam menyiksaku
Bila bersendirian sepi jadi pilu
Kau pergi aku yang hilang
Sedikit pun hidup tak senang
Langit cerah ku renung mendung kelabu
(korus)
Kerana diriku bukan aku
Tiap kali kau menjauh
Fikiran tak keruan
Jiwa rasa kekosongan
Diriku bukan aku
Tiap kali kau menjauh
Pulangkan dia ke pangkuanku
Yang digemar menjadi bosan
Sukarnya cari ketenteraman
Bila hati bersedih semuanya tak betul
Ku cuba setabah hati melupakan
Dirimu dari ingatan
Tapi semakin dicuba semakin rindu
"Sihatkah awk kat sane? Dah makan ke belum? Camne dengan kerja awk?"
Pesanan saya untuk awak:-
jalan tepi-tepi...
jangan...
nanti saya...
(^_^)
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
Ku Bukan Aku
Lama sungguh hari berlalu
Hening malam menyiksaku
Bila bersendirian sepi jadi pilu
Kau pergi aku yang hilang
Sedikit pun hidup tak senang
Langit cerah ku renung mendung kelabu
(korus)
Kerana diriku bukan aku
Tiap kali kau menjauh
Fikiran tak keruan
Jiwa rasa kekosongan
Diriku bukan aku
Tiap kali kau menjauh
Pulangkan dia ke pangkuanku
Yang digemar menjadi bosan
Sukarnya cari ketenteraman
Bila hati bersedih semuanya tak betul
Ku cuba setabah hati melupakan
Dirimu dari ingatan
Tapi semakin dicuba semakin rindu
"Sihatkah awk kat sane? Dah makan ke belum? Camne dengan kerja awk?"
Pesanan saya untuk awak:-
jalan tepi-tepi...
jangan...
nanti saya...
(^_^)
D'Masiv - Rindu Setengah Mati
Aku ingin engkau ada disini
menemaniku saat sepi
menemaniku saat gundah
berat hidup ini tanpa dirimu
ku hanya mencintai kamu
ku hanya memiliki kamu
Reff:
aku rindu setengah mati kepadamu
sungguh ku ingin kau tahu
aku rindu setengah mati
meski tlah lama kita tak bertemu
ku slalu memimpikan kamu
ku tak bisa hidup tanpamu
aku rindu setengah mati kepadamu
sungguh ku ingin kau tahu
ku tak bisa hidup tanpamu
aku rindu…
P/s: saya rindu kat awak!
Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked:
Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?
Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you..
Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like
me? How can you say you love me?
Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love U.
Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friends
boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,
because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring,
because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile,
because of your every movements.
The lady felt very satisfied with the man s answer.
Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went
in comma.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:
Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your smile,
because of your every movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot love you...
If love needs a reason, like now,
There is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Does love need a reason? NO!
Therefore, I still love you...
Love me for a Reason...Let the Reason Be Love
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